i need a paid break from life
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs
…because Blaine is the Blaine-iest Blaine to ever Blaine ✗
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
A walrus’s reaction after receiving a fish cake for his birthday
everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch
it still really bothers me that Harry Potter never won any Oscars
i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything.